Thursday, May 28, 2015

Don't Chase Bears When You are Drunk!!!!!!

     My research for this blog brings me in contact with a lot of very funny articles.  Today I ran across a really funny one.    This one falls under the category if you are going to be stupid, you better be tough.    
By the Way, This is a bear, they are big and strong.  LOL
     The intoxicated man was arrested last week after he was found chasing a black bear into the woods in Massachusetts, brandishing an axe.     Following the incident, the North Adams, Massachusetts Police Department posted a Facebook message warning others not to go all “Davy Crockett” and imitate the man’s actions, urging residents “to NOT chase bears through the woods with a dull hatchet when drunk.”
     “Yes, that really did happen,” police posted. “We understand there are bears in the area. If you see a bear, LEAVE IT ALONE and call us. We certainly don’t need anyone going all Davy Crockett chasing it through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet. It is just a bad idea and not going to end well. It will however, certainly end you up in jail…which it did.” 
Oh well another day another seriously funny story.   ;o)