Wednesday, April 18, 2018

What a Great Spoof on Alcohol Labels

     This is a great article I ran across in the Huffington Post the other day.  I hate to say it, but there just may be more truth to it than most of us might be willing to admit.  It is a great read anyway.

If Alcohol Labels Were Accurate, This Is What They’d Tell You


One shot of “Vomit Everywhere,” please.
If that’s what J├Ągermeister were actually called, we’re betting there would be fewer rounds of “Vomit” going around in bars. But if we’re being completely honest with ourselves (like Rachel Page was when she came up with this brilliant project), then we’re pretty sure that almost every alcohol label would look a whole lot different.
Page explained the idea for the project came to her after many nights of working in a bar and, for the record, her favorite drink is “Crying Alone,” also known as Moscato.
The only thing we know for sure? Page is hitting us right where it hurts with these hilarious captions:
·         “Crying Alone”

Rachel W. Page/TSM
·         “Vomit Everywhere”

Rachel W. Page/TSM
·         “Sugar”

Rachel W. Page/TSM
·         “Dancing On Tabl├ęs”

Rachel W. Page/TSM
·         “Text Your Ex”

Rachel W. Page/TSM
·         “NEW BFFS”

Rachel W. Page/TSM

To read the descriptions that accompany the photos, head over to and follow Rachel on twitter or Instagram.

Read the article in its entirety at