Bahama Bob's Rumstyles: What a Great Spoof on Alcohol Labels

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

What a Great Spoof on Alcohol Labels

This is a great article I ran across in the Huffington Post the other day. I hate to say it, but there just may be more truth to it than most of us might be willing to admit. It is a great read anyway.

If Alcohol Labels Were Accurate, This Is What They’d Tell You

By Carly Ledbetter

One shot of “Vomit Everywhere,” please.

If that’s what Jägermeister were actually called, we’re betting there would be fewer rounds of “Vomit” going around in bars. But if we’re being completely honest with ourselves (like Rachel Page was when she came up with this brilliant project), then we’re pretty sure that almost every alcohol label would look a whole lot different.

Page explained the idea for the project came to her after many nights of working in a bar and, for the record, her favorite drink is “Crying Alone,” also known as Moscato.

The only thing we know for sure? Page is hitting us right where it hurts with these hilarious captions:

· “Crying Alone”